he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.