Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.