I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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