The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.