with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My hand turned me down
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.