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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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