Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.