im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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