In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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