brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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