Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
is it fun? or sober?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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