My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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