If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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