Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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