Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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