Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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