We're like a lot better than the average bears
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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