Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize