Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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