My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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