walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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