im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.