Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
3 2 1 whiskey
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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