i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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