i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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