I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I believe in your delicious
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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