Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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