the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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