i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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