it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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