P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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