What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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