Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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