so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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