So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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