she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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