I can tuck mytits in my pants
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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