I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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