i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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