You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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