yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
