I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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