So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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