i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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