Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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