don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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