Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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