we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've blown a few things in my day
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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