Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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