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how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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So much puke
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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