You surviving the open bar?
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There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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