My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wish I could teleport
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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